1. SPOOKY ASKS

    1. Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
    2. Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
    3. Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
    4. Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
    5. Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
    6. Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
    7. Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
    8. Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
    9. Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
    10. Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
    11. Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
    12. Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
    13. Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
    14. Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
    15. Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
    16. Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
    17. Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
     

  2. mothwizard:

    me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

    sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

    (via luciferofficial)

     
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  4. gnarly:

    am i right ladies

     
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  6. iguanamouth:

    she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

    (via ibrokemyheart)

     

  7. twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

    you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

    (via luciferofficial)

     

  8. dannnylawrence:

    unlimitedgoats:

    luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    Re: Your Anaconda,

    Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

    Yours, etc.
    A bunless hun

    (via luciferofficial)

     
  9. therothwoman:

    blairellis:

    this never gets old

    I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.

    (Source: arrdeearr, via sassy-spoon)

     
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