1.  

    1. me: *owns 264 unread books*
    2. me: *buys 17 new books*
    3. me: *rereads harry potter*
     

  2. raptorific:

    I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

    (via ghoulparnassse)

     
  3. llamasouls:

    im failing biology

    (via ghoulparnassse)

     
  4.  

  5. enemy-stand:

    ahlazers:

    you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

    image

    (via luciferofficial)

     

  6. hauntedargent:

    rnarisass:

    popculturesavvyangel:

    *WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*

    DID YOU 

    *SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*

    PUT YOUR NAME

    *KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY* 

    IN THE GOBLET

    *GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*

    OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.

    we’re never gonna get over this are we

    of course not

    (via luciferofficial)

     

  7. sheik:

    sheik:

    sheik:

    sheik:

    everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

    image

    come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

    image

    GOD DAMN IT

    image

    i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

    (Source: classicsnake, via luciferofficial)

     
  8.  

  9. emojustinyoung:

    "you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

    (via ghostofcocolooo)