1. itsbetterthananal:

    im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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    (via makethepatriarchyyourbitch)

     
  2. (Source: lalondes, via heartofdisney)

     
  3. the-color-vain:

    HNNNGGGG MARLONNN

    (Source: whyuchocolate)

     

  4. spaceparked:

    caps—butt:

    caps—butt:

    Jesus take the wheel

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    Whoa there Jesus

    (via teawithbreadandjam)

     
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  6. dulect:

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    watcha got there

    (Source: awwww-cute, via pizza)

     
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  8. I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

    fictionalfeather:

    For example, you can:

    • be in a shampoo commercial

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    • start a boy band:

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    • spot some choice booty:

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    • break into song:

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    • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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    • attend a metal show:

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    • listen to some sick jams:

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    • discover zombieism:

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    • sample some tasty snacks:

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    • watch someone get burned bad:

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    • find something you really like:

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    • find something you really, really like:

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    • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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    • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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    (via dontoverthinkjustletitgo56)

     
  9. no-this-is-jarod:

    public school dress code

    (via heres-a-toast--to-the-lucky-ones)

     

  10. leomanaids:

    bitchcraftandwiggatry:

    dirudo:

    "I’m not rich"

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    "But I have a big dick"

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    "I don’t have a big dick"

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    "But I am rich"

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    "I’m rich"

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    "And I have a big dick"

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    (via dontoverthinkjustletitgo56)